Welcome to Stakeland, a weird little island in the Broken Sea where steaks grow on trees—and they are vegan-friendly!
A grumpy bald man walks around the island, mumbling the same words to himself repeatedly: “THIS IS S-T-A-K-E, AND ALSO S-T-E-A-K.”
This is what the early adventurers have learned about Stakeland so far.
STAKE IS STEAK: Staking MEME (and more) will give you steaks
STEAK IS YUMMY: Steaks will be burned for [REDACTED]
TURBO MODE ENGAGED: There are many ways to boost your no. of steaks
UNSTAKE IS MISTEAK: Your steaks will be lost, and your boost will be reset
COOK TOGETHER, EAT TOGETHER: Our Father in heaven, give us today our daily bread